What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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