I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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womens rights.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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