How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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