Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Andoni was here

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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