- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

The american education system.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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