- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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