How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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