What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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