- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

dat shoe shine tho

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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