- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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