- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

a man checks his mypsace

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Andoni was here

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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