- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Jordan is pregant

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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