- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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