- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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