Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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