- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

roses are red poo is poo

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Urban ghettos

Obama = ebola

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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