- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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