- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Screw it you write the joke.

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