A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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