- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Actually it was me Josh brown

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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