What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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