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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

The New York Giants

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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