- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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