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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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