- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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