- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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