- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

The New York Giants

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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