I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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