Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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