- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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