Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Knock knock Come in

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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My cat just died.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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