- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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