Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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