- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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