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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

whats green and lives in the water

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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