- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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