Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Albino African Americans

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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