- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

this website is a bad joke

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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