Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Anti Joke

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