- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Blacks

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

if you don't like this you're gay

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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