Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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