2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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