Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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