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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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