A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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