What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

woman's rights

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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