It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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diarrhea.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Anti Joke

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