- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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