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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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