Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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were you expecting a joke

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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stinky boner

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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