HELLO EVERYONE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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