- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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