A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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