- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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