A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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