What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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