Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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