- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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