Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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God is real.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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