Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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