Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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