Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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