- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Flowers are colors Love me

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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