- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Gay rights.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your mums a potato

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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