- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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