- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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