- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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