- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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