How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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