What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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