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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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