- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."