What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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