I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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