Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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