- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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