- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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