- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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