- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you have a stroke, call 000

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