What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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