Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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123 f*ck off

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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