Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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