- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

woman's rights

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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