- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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