What's 9+10? 19

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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