- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

123 f*ck off

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats green and lives in the water