How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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