why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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