- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Chicken

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

why did the blue berry cross the road

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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