why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

womens rights

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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