How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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