- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Take part of what?

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Liverpool City Football Club

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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