- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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