- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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