- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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