-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Cheese

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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