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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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