- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Flowers are colors Love me

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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