Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Womens rights

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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