- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Golf.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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