A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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You are joking right?

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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