- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Once, I went to Peru.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

you give like i give lomain

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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