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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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