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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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