- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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