What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what did one computer say to the other .........

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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