- Anti Joke

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help