- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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