- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Roses are red, yup.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Fine, ladies first.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

all these jokes are horrible now

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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