What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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