What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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