Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Communism hehe xd

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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