- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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