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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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