- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Knock knock It's open, come in

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Chris is hairy

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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