What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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