- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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