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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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