Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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bangers and mash?

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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