What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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