what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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my penis

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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