What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Jesus Christ

Yellow People !!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

men's rights activists

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

there once was a frog with no leggs

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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