- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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