- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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