- Anti Joke

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong