- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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