Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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