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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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