- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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