Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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