My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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