- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's blue? The sky.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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