Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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