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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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