- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

knock knock come in !

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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