What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Ain't idn't a word.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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