"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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