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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Communism hehe xd

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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