- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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