In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Penis

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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