It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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civil rights

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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