Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How old are you? 7

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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