- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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