My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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