What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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