- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Knock Knock. Come in.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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