Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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