did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What is funnier than 24 69

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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