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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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