- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

alert('The Game')

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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