- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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