What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

women's rights.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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