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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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