a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Lil Wayne

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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