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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Chicken

Roses are red Im adopted

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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