What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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