- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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