- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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