What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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