- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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