An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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