- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Justin Bieber

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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