- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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