A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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