man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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