- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Yellow People !!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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