- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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