- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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