- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

My cat just died.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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