- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Here's a joke for you, my life...

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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