What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Anti Joke

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