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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

this website is a bad joke

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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