Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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