What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man died.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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