How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

I'm so punny.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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