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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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