Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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