What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I like school Said no one ever.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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