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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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