- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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