How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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