Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

womans rights...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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