Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

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